1. seize the collar of
2. pluck a hair from the head of
3. write on the Converse sneakers of
4. dance with
5. schmooze with
6. talk shit about
7. tattoo
8. grab
9. knock the Snickers bar from the hand of
10. pick the cat hair off your black shirt after sitting on the couch of
11. steal a rubber band from the junk drawer in the house or apartment of
12. deify
13. pretend to be a “professional reference” for
14. write a tell-all memoir about
15. back your car into the recycling bin of
16. swoon over
17. pick a fight with
18. pick the scabs from
19. go grocery shopping with
20. slice cucumbers with
21. bounce a check to
22. believe in
23. ask for all your shit like DVDs and that old map back from the house of, even though it probably got sold on craigslist the day after you left
24. invade the personal space of
25. behave inappropriately toward
26. light a cigarette, Now Voyager-style, for
27. refill the ice cube trays for
28. make lewd gestures behind
29. parry 4 to the lunge of
30. tiptoe through the tulips with
31. post a cellphone video on youtube of
32. share an awkward silence with
33. talk at the same time as
34. shock
35. eavesdrop on
36. peel the label off a bottle of beer while pretending to listen to
37. smoke too many cigarettes with
38. admire the “powerhouse” of
39. ask to borrow hand sanitizer from
40. read the diary of
41. bully
42. brainwaswh
43. flirt with the significant other of
44. complain about the humidity to
45. look at all the old text messages on the cellphone of
46. make coffee for
47. trade prescription meds with
48. eviscerate
49. deny
50. plug
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